I can hear what you're thinking - "this is stupid."

And yes. It is. I present to you a solid French white oak toilet seat, with hinges made from ex-Southern Pacific railroad spikes.

Sometimes, it's best to not ask if a project should be, and simply enjoy the process of making something for the sake of bringing something into the world. That's what this is - whimsy and the desire to create made manifest in the most posh cheek-resting device known to man.